Big Issue

"Big Issue" he did sing,
Full of lots of t'riffic things,
Sold by people full of rings,
Lary dogs on bits of string,
Lots of weird 'n' whacky hair,
Most are smelly, they don't care!
Oh won't you buy my lovely Big Issue,
Maybe not, don't really have to,
Would be nicer if you did,
After all it's just a quid.

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